Funny jokes haha

Hahaha jokes from Ethan made my day. hilarious shit i would wana share


A b n C

they went to this island which human eat humans

and the king of island will decide who will die and who will not die

so this 3 guys were tangkap and send to the king

the king say

if u all can find bek 10 things each

and do as i say

then i shall let u live

after like 30 mins

ABC came bek

the king said

now stuff this things in to your asshole

person A was like WTF

he brought bek apples

and apple so big, how is he going to stuff it in

but for his life, he must try

so he put in slowly

1,

2, 3 ,4 ,5 ,6

until the 7 he cannot tahan and the king slash him to death

then the king go to the second person and tell him

now is your turn

person b was lucky cause he only found grapes

so is easy

he stuff it in nicely n gently

1 by 1

until the 9th grape

he laugh out loud and his asshole got tight and he failed to stuff it all in

and the king killed him too

when A n B enter heaven

A ask B, eh, u also die ah

and he was like ya wei

sigh

A ask him, what did u bring bek to shuff it up your asshole

he say, grapse

but thats easy and why did u die?

B say,

cause i saw C is having a basket of durian
and later they saw C in heaven too

haha

k

story part two

so now they 3 in heaven become good frens la

but in heaven got this rule

the god didnt say the reasons and left them with themself

so..

one fine day

they went to like look around in heaven

so they are like becareful of what clouds they are stepping la

when they walk to this garden,

there are like lots of pink clouds

and therefore they walk very carefully

so A and b walk infront and c walk behind

while A was talking to B about the flowers

C was behind them walking slowly alone

suddenly, C stomach pain, and nid to take a dump

then he run around and search for toilet

but he forgot thta he is dead

and he dun nid to take a dump

so he was like oh well, fuck it

he went bek to find A n B

but he lost them

and he was panicking

he walk here n there

and he eventually forget the rule in heaven

which is do not step on the pink clouds

and so he accidentally step on one

then he was like eh? nothing happen also

so he went of happily

suddenly!

he saw this shadow from the front walking towards him

he walk near the shadow and ask, whose there

when he walk closer to the shadow,
he saw this fucking ugly women, with thousands of pimples on her face and big mole around her body

and he was like wtf!

then suddenly A n B came bek n ask him

whose this girl

he say, he duno

but all he did was step on the pink cloud

and from that day onwards

they know that, if they step on the pink clouds, they wil get a fucking ugly gal

so A n B was very careful about it

but no matter how careful they are

B also cannot escape from it

he also step on the pink clouds and get a uglier gf than C

so both of them was like wtf

SIENZ

now left A

so A was like happy happy la

one fine afternoon

A was alone in the park

he saw far far away, this hot chick was walking towards him

and he was thinking, eh this girl dam hot wei

he hope to know her

so he ga ga dei walk near her lo

ngam ngam, B n C also came by with thier gf's

and they are like woah

hot chick wei

and so they walk towards the chick

and the chick went over to A and say

haiz, im so careless, i step on the pink clouds and now i have to become your gf

B n C laugh out loud

u know why?

cause A was actually a fucking retard ugly bastard

thats why

lolx

wuliao ar.. tell me some jokes pls..